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By Samedi wa Makambo

This is a comical letter drafted by a Kenyan to the 5 star general Miguna Miguna who is currently in Germany. The writer explains to the General on the outlook of his motherland and the day to day occurrences. Here is the letter from an anonymous author.

Dear Dr. Miguna Miguna

It’s now 1yr and 11 months
Since you were chased away,
We missed you long

You said you were coming to visit us,
Why are you not reaching?πŸ€”
Ama ulikula fare😏😏?
Come ‘baby” ComeπŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

How is news in Cananda?πŸ™„πŸ™„
I hope you are full and healthy,
Us in Kenya we are not good

We have cried many Gallons of tears,😒😒
Bob collymore, Ken Okoth and Madam Laboso called each other and left us😭😭

Vehicle fall down lndian Ocean deep waters
And pple left us😭😭

Landslides visited Pokot
And pple left us😒😒

Alshaab is hitting us everywhere very hard
And pple are lefting us😭😭

Locusts have invaded us
We are almost lefting ourselvesπŸ‘€πŸ‘€

King kaka called us wajinga nyinyi
Including you ‘the general’😏😏

We feel many painsπŸ˜”,
Food is refusing to go down the stomach,
Intestines has closed and tied themselves.
The blood has ran away and not come backπŸ€”

And you never come to tell us
Sorry Baby Sorry..
Why Miguna?

Hon Ngong Ngeno alipata JikoπŸ’‘πŸ’‘
Hon Ann Waiguru akapata KuniπŸ•Ί
Others wakakaa na mama zao🀱

Na hata hukutuma best wishesπŸ™„πŸ™„.
Akiii Mungu anakuona

Third Way Alliance was expectant
Baby Punguza Mizigo,
But miscarried
Coz parliament induced it😏😏😏

Jubilee born 2 bad babies 🀼
Of different fathers
Kieleweke na Tangatanga,
They are noisy and carry disturbance everywhereπŸš›πŸ“»πŸ“’πŸ“’πŸ“’πŸ“’

Na hata haujatuambia Quick Recovery ‘genaral’πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

Nasa broke down, Raila entered government
Nowadays no teargas πŸ‘€
But only
Walambwez na Wamnyonyez😝😝😁😁
We moved from tibiim, tialala Ryan to… Bedroom (TWA,TWA ) and now “wajinga Sisi” πŸ˜πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

Uhuru and Raila did handshake
And build bridges initiative everywhereπŸ›£οΈπŸ›£οΈ

And you never come and take selfie on those bridgesπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Miguna aki weeweπŸ™ŠπŸ™Š

Hon Lonyangapou discovered Mulmulwas in his areaπŸ˜ƒ
Hon Sonko ashamed deadbeat fathersπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚..
We sold Fake Gold to Dubai😊😊😊..
Stivo wrote a song in 2018 and record it in 2017πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ..
We also got a new lyrics of twa twa 🀣🀣

Central Bank brought us new money with animals πŸ΄πŸ—πŸ˜πŸ
Nowadays we don’t go to gamepark to see animals😝😝😝
We have gamepark in our pockets🀣🀣🀣

Na haujatupigia makofiπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
Miguna akii weeweeπŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ˆ

Our heads were counted,
And Women become very moreπŸ™„πŸ™„β€¦
Tulichukua Huduma Namba Na haukukujia yakoπŸ˜”πŸ˜”
Chunga unaweza sahaulikaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
INgawa hatujaona maana yake😊😊